Vlad--The Tourist (AIR)--GU
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Behold "The Tourist" (Vlad Edition)! Here is your historical record, as a witness, to 'The Great Train Wreck Presidency of 2024'.
Donald Trump once bragged he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, and not lose votes — speaking of votes. Quite ironically, he just needed 11,000 more votes to win this particular booking number. But true to form, like a boss of 'Specter' or 'Cobra'...he got away...again.
DANG! Damn these ninjas!
Bravo & many thanks to 'The Don!' You are an inspiration to "The American Criminal"...everywhere! To the 'Harry Houdini of Presidents,' the inmates of Fulton County Jail (none of which are we associated with), but they...they sir salute you! Thanks to you, they now know with confidence, that one day, with enough swagger & enough grift, they too can become President!
Enjoy: The Tourist