{"product_id":"fuck-customers","title":"'Fuck Customers'","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAnterior Graphic = \u003cstrong\u003eSTATIC\u003c\/strong\u003e | Posterior Graphic = \u003cstrong\u003eDYNAMIC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eProduct Substrate = \u003ca title=\"Bella Canvas 3650\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jiffy.com\/bellacanvas-3650.html?ac=Black#pdp-color-picker\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBELLA CANVAS 3650\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Partner = \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ninjaprintondemand.com\/\" title=\"Ninja POD\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eNINJA POD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCREATOR COMMENTARY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOne time when I was a bartender, there was this one customer...ah fuck it, just read '\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.gutterbrudderz.com\/blog\/fuck-customers\" title=\"Fuck Customers\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFuck Customers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**DISCLAIMER**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e'This product is purely satirical, we value our relationships with \u003cstrong\u003eALL\u003c\/strong\u003e of our clients. 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