{"product_id":"the-tourist","title":"Robuste - Le Touriste (AIR)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCollection : \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/gutterbrudderz.myshopify.com\/blogs\/shirt-profiles\/shirt-profile-sturdy\" title=\"Profil graphique : Robuste\"\u003eRobuste\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e Voici « Le Touriste » (Édition Robuste) ! Voici votre témoignage historique, en tant que témoin, de \u003cstrong\u003ela « Grande Présidence catastrophique de 2024 »\u003c\/strong\u003e .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDonald Trump s'est un jour vanté de pouvoir tirer sur quelqu'un sur la Cinquième Avenue sans perdre de voix – à vrai dire, de voix. \u003cstrong\u003eIroniquement\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e, il lui a suffi de 11 000 voix supplémentaires pour obtenir ce nombre de réservations.\u003c\/strong\u003e Mais fidèle à lui-même, tel un chef de « Spectre » ou de « Cobra », il s'en est tiré… encore une fois.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eZut ! Ces ninjas sont maudits !\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBravo et un grand merci à « Don ! » Vous êtes une source d'inspiration pour « The American Criminal »… partout !\u003c\/strong\u003e Aux « Harry Houdini des présidents », les détenus de la prison du comté de Fulton ( \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003edont nous ne sommes pas associés\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e ), mais ils… ils vous saluent, monsieur ! 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