{"product_id":"gutter-brudderz-tri-blend-short-sleeve-a-function-called-fuck-01-v1","title":"Vlad - Une fonction appelée Fuck (AIR)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCollection : \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/gutterbrudderz.myshopify.com\/blogs\/shirt-profiles\/shirt-profile-vlad\" title=\"Profil graphique : Vlad\"\u003eVlad\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e Je vous présente, \"Une Fonction Appelée Fuck\" (Edition Vlad).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e Un cadeau digne de ce nom pour votre nerd amical, moyen et sexuellement actif... cherchant à « \u003cem\u003ele garder humide\u003c\/em\u003e ».\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGardez-le Quoi ? Ça ? 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