{"product_id":"vlad","title":"Vlad - Una función llamada joder (AIR)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eColección: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/gutterbrudderz.myshopify.com\/blogs\/shirt-profiles\/shirt-profile-vlad\" title=\"Perfil gráfico: Vlad\"\u003eVlad\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e Les presento, \"Una Función Llamada Joder\" (Edición Vlad).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e Un regalo digno para tu nerd amigable, promedio y sexualmente activo... que busca \" \u003cem\u003emantenerse mojado\u003c\/em\u003e \".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eQuédatelo ¿Qué? ¿Eso? ¿Qué? ¿Eso?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"Computación de IA (hmmmmm)... ¡DYSDK!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEsta camiseta ejecuta el \"método\" SEXUAL con un toque divertido. Perfecta para hackers \u003cstrong\u003e(y prostitutas)\u003c\/strong\u003e que dominan los objetos \u003cstrong\u003e(tetas y demás)\u003c\/strong\u003e , las funciones \u003cstrong\u003e(felaciones y demás)\u003c\/strong\u003e y quizás algunas variables privadas \u003cstrong\u003e(el pene y el clítoris... lo que sea y donde sea que estén, respectivamente)\u003c\/strong\u003e . Es ingeniosa, traviesa, friki, pervertida, DELICIOSA y, sin duda, romperá el hielo en cualquier reunión \u003cstrong\u003eo\u003c\/strong\u003e , si te atreves, en la fiesta de Navidad de la oficina. \u003cstrong\u003e(Broma. Totalmente NSFW).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e¿Es chino? ¿O japonés?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"Señora, no sé. ¿Me parece todo igual?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e¿Es la puerta 1 o la 2?\u003c\/strong\u003e \" \u003cem\u003eSabes, desde ese punto de vista, diría, con bastante certeza, que definitivamente es la 2.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e De cualquier manera, no se olviden de limpiarse... animales inmundos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisfruta: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/gutterbrudderz.myshopify.com\/blogs\/shirt-profiles\/shirt-profile-a-function-called-fuck\" title=\"Perfil gráfico: Una función llamada joder\"\u003eUna función llamada joder\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Meng","offer_id":47837367697595,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Monster","offer_id":47837367730363,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ QR Code","offer_id":47837367763131,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Sturdy","offer_id":47837367795899,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Tooly","offer_id":47837367828667,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Meng","offer_id":47837367894203,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Monster","offer_id":47837367926971,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ QR Code","offer_id":47837367959739,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Sturdy","offer_id":47837367992507,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Tooly","offer_id":47837368025275,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Meng","offer_id":47837368090811,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Monster","offer_id":47837368123579,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ QR Code","offer_id":47837368156347,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Sturdy","offer_id":47837368189115,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Tooly","offer_id":47837368221883,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Meng","offer_id":47837368287419,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Monster","offer_id":47837368320187,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ QR Code","offer_id":47837368352955,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Sturdy","offer_id":47837368385723,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Tooly","offer_id":47837368418491,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/4752\/9403\/files\/gutter-brudderz-vlad-1-black-tshirt-front.webp?v=1764807008","url":"https:\/\/gutterbrudderz.shop\/es\/products\/vlad","provider":"Gutter Brudderz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}