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Aquí tienen su registro histórico, como testigos, de \u003cstrong\u003ela \"Gran Presidencia Descarrilada de 2024\"\u003c\/strong\u003e .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDonald Trump una vez se jactó de poder dispararle a alguien en la Quinta Avenida sin perder votos, hablando de votos. \u003cstrong\u003eIrónicamente\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e, solo necesitaba 11.000 votos más para conseguir esta cifra de arrestos.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pero, fiel a su estilo, como un capo de 'Spectre' o 'Cobra'... se salió con la suya... otra vez.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e¡Malditos sean estos ninjas!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e¡Bravo y muchas gracias a \"El Don\"! Eres una inspiración para \"El Criminal Americano\"... ¡en todas partes!\u003c\/strong\u003e Al \"Harry Houdini de los Presidentes\", los reclusos de la Cárcel del Condado de Fulton ( \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003econ ninguno de los cuales tenemos relación\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e ), pero ellos... ¡ellos te saludan! 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